{"id":35,"date":"2010-04-17T11:56:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T18:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/?p=35"},"modified":"2010-04-17T11:56:33","modified_gmt":"2010-04-17T18:56:33","slug":"toothfairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/35\/toothfairy","title":{"rendered":"Toothfairy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey-ho Webbies,<\/p>\n<p>Another writing prompt. Sorry I haven&#8217;t put one up in a while, but I&#8217;ve been working on the novel. This one needs serious work, as I just kind of plunked it out. But I thought it was cute. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>I would bet that you have no idea about rock trolls, or living trees,  desert elves, or rain gnomes. And why would that be? I mean every child  knows about elves and fairies, right? Of course they do. They could tell  about the creatures above, but you would take it as a fantasy. I&#8217;m here  to tell you to listen to your children. They know more then you would  dare to dream. Of course adults don&#8217;t dare to dream much, but I&#8217;m  letting myself get side-tracked.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take one that everyone  has heard of, but so few adults actually believe in. The tooth fairy.<\/p>\n<p>A small creature, under the classification of tiny folk in fact, A  little over a foot in height with a complete disregard for any type of  clothing. They come in various shades of pastels; pink, lavender, butter  yellow. With hair of a slightly dark hue then their skin. Their wings  are of a dragonfly variety, with the occasional fairy kit being born  with butterfly wings, although this usually denotes a less then pure  bloodline.<\/p>\n<p>Often found around the backs of dentist offices and  the homes of small children. The tooth fairy&#8217;s primary food source is  predictably, teeth. When procuring teeth from small children they will  usually leave coins that are found in couch cushions or left on  sidewalks. When procured from dentists trash they leave various  dandelions and small rocks.<br \/>\nOn occasion you do get a rouge tooth  fairy who goes out of their way to push small children off the top  bunks of beds, or provoke school yard fights with magics in order to  obtain their calcium rich morsels. But these are usually handled by my  agency with quick efficiency.<\/p>\n<p>What is my agency you ask? Well I  would have thought this obvious by now. I&#8217;m a member of the Magical  Services Agency, policing division. And trust me the last thing you want  is a rouge tooth fairy with a be-spelled canine spear. The hives don&#8217;t  go down for a month.<\/p>\n<p>Keep Surfing Webbies, and may all your Imaginings be Fertile!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Stara<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey-ho Webbies, Another writing prompt. Sorry I haven&#8217;t put one up in a while, but I&#8217;ve been working on the novel. This one needs serious work, as I just kind of plunked it out. But I thought it was cute. Enjoy! I would bet that you have no idea about rock trolls, or living trees, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zenbry.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}